1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:02,420 Previously on 10 Things I Hate About You... 2 00:00:02,420 --> 00:00:05,420 Chastity, I have something to tell you. 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,250 I'm the one who kissed Joey. 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:12,330 Kat, just get in the car and drive. 5 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:15,250 I will see you at school tomorrow! 6 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,250 I heard some good news today. Someone got suspended. 7 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,380 Who was it again? Oh, that's right, 8 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,580 it was you. 9 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:21,380 Thanks to you, I'm still an Ivy League candidate. 10 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:23,330 You're also a liar. What? 11 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:25,460 This whole time, you've been telling me this is about your principles. 12 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,210 You forgot to mention your principles drive a motorcycle. 13 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:29,380 So it was Patrick's bag. 14 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:30,580 That's not why I left. 15 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,580 Dad! 16 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,460 Creamed corn for breakfast? You know, corn comes in these cool little flakes now. 17 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,250 I'm not going to eat it. 18 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,540 I'm going to pour it in the toilet and tell Dad I threw up. 19 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,540 Ah, trying to stay home from school. 20 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,420 Use minestrone. It's more believable. 21 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:49,420 Do we have any? 22 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:51,540 If I show my face, 23 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:54,380 Chastity will torture me for being with Joey. 24 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,670 Ha, got you. 25 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:58,460 Morning, Dad. Hi, Daddy. 26 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,380 Morning, sweetie. Creamed corn for breakfast? 27 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:04,170 Uh, yeah. I was in the mood for something creamy. 28 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:07,380 Let me heat it up. Otherwise, it might end up in the toilet. 29 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:11,170 Go get ready. Since your sister lost her driving privileges, 30 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,290 I'm taking you to school. 31 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,330 And I'll be riding the bus, 32 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:16,460 which is totally fair. 33 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,620 I accept my punishment without protest. 34 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,380 Dad, enough with the silent treatment. 35 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,250 How can I earn your trust back? Drug test? Polygraph? 36 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,580 I'll do anything. 37 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:29,580 Okay. Stop seeing that deep-voiced man-boy. 38 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:32,500 Patrick Verona and I are not seeing each other. 39 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,500 And even if we were, which we're not, 40 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,330 you can't just tell me to stop. 41 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,170 Oh, I thought I could. 42 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:40,420 Let's compare copies of the parents' handbook. 43 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,330 Oh, wait. You don't have one. 44 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:45,460 It's not his fault I got suspended. 45 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:47,120 I see. He's not the killer. 46 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,290 He just happens to be around whenever a body shows up. 47 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:51,210 Kat, you lied to me. 48 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:53,420 You didn't do that before you met him. I didn't lie. 49 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:56,120 I just didn't mention it because I didn't want you to overreact. 50 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,540 I was trying to prevent this. 51 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:02,460 So you were just being considerate. 52 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,330 Pardon me for not saying thank you. 53 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,460 I don't trust him. 54 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:08,460 Forget about him. Trust me. 55 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,500 That's the problem. 56 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,420 Now I don't trust you around him. 57 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:13,120 Dad, you don't even know him. 58 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,460 You're right. I should get to know him better. 59 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,120 Invite him over for dinner. 60 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,380 You can't be serious. 61 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,210 Five alive, I've been looking for you all morning. 62 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,380 You won't believe this awesome dream I had last night. 63 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,420 I had just shaved my chest, 64 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,250 and you were rubbing warm oil-- 65 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,420 Joey, no PDA. 66 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:47,080 Why not? Chastity knows we're together now. 67 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,540 Because I had a dream, too, 68 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:51,080 where she assaulted me with a frozen yogurt 69 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,250 and then threatened to kill me. 70 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,080 Oh, wait. Not a dream. 71 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,080 Relax. It's been a whole weekend. 72 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,170 I'm sure she's over it by now. 73 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,380 Here she comes. 74 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:04,080 No, seriously though, your hair looks amazing. 75 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,210 It's like this peaceful waterfall of wonderful. 76 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:08,040 That's exactly what I was going for. 77 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,170 Hi, Chastity. 78 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:11,040 Love the new look. 79 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,380 See? She didn't even say anything. 80 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,210 I told you she'd be over it. 81 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:29,040 Joey, you don't understand girls at all. 82 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,120 I'm being iced out. 83 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,040 Come here. 84 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,380 Later. Later. 85 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,380 Hey, Cameron. Boy, you're hard to find. 86 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,460 I've got some bad news. 87 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:46,290 You've made the superlatives page. 88 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:50,330 Oh, let me guess. Most likely to fart during an oral report. 89 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,330 No, nothing like that. 90 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:54,040 You're Mr. Dependable. 91 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,040 No, that's worse. Really? 92 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,120 That's hard to believe. 93 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,330 Mr. Dependable? 94 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:00,460 I'll be forever pegged as a doormat. 95 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:03,170 And why "Mister"? 96 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,000 It sounds vaguely emasculating. 97 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,420 Come on, it's not that bad. 98 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,330 Mr. Rogers. Mr. Belvedere. 99 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:13,170 There's Mr. T. I pity the fool who forgets him. 100 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,170 Girls don't want to date Mr. Dependable. 101 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:18,170 They want to date Mr. Quarterback or Mr. Sixpack 102 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:21,080 or Mr. Stupid Jerk. 103 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,080 Some girls would appreciate a guy 104 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,460 who's dependable enough to respond to a simple text message. 105 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,420 Oh, Lexie. 106 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,330 You know about the photo shoot. 107 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:36,380 You've been anointed Ms. Dependable. 108 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:38,120 Me? You're kidding. 109 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,330 This is Cameron. He's Mr. Dependable. 110 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,420 I hear they're calling us the dream team. 111 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,120 Funny. 112 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,120 Well, I'll see you at the shoot then, Mister. 113 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,420 Look at you, 114 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,040 getting your flirt on. 115 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,290 I don't know where that came from. 116 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:02,120 Dream team. 117 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,120 Hi, everyone. 118 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,290 I brought everyone chocolate chip cookies-- 119 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:08,080 warm, right out of the cafeteria oven. 120 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,960 Come on, Chastity's not even here. 121 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,080 Does anyone hear a little mosquito buzzing around? 122 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,040 It's so annoying. 123 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,120 I wish it would go away. 124 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,250 Look, I'm sorry for what happened. I really am. 125 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,170 I just want to be friends again. 126 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:27,040 Yeah, can't we-- You should have thought of that before you broke the girl code. 127 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,210 But Joey and Chastity were already broken up. 128 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,080 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the girl code says 129 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,080 you can date a friend's ex if she's moved on. 130 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,080 But you need permission first. 131 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,040 And at least two witnesses. 132 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,120 But then nobody could date anybody. 133 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,920 Okay, the girl code clearly states, and I quote, 134 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,920 even if the first girl gives permission, 135 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,920 she could just be saying it without meaning it, 136 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,920 so the second girl should be sensitive enough 137 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,080 not to force the first girl to spell it out, 138 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,040 thus making her feel worse. 139 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,170 End quote. 140 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:56,210 Okay, Miss South Carolina, that made no sense. 141 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:58,880 Let me make it clear for you. 142 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,880 You violated a sacred trust, 143 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,080 and now none of us wants to be friends with you anymore. 144 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,040 Right, girls? Mm-hm. 145 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,210 I get it. I'm in Siberia. 146 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:12,210 But can't you just leave me one friend? 147 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:15,210 How about Dawn? You always said her voice was too nasal. 148 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:17,040 I'll do anything-- 149 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,210 Wash your uniform, flat-iron your hair, just name it. 150 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:24,880 I don't know. How about you break up with Joey? 151 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,040 What? 152 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,960 But there has to be something else. 153 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,880 Nope, that's it. That's what you have to do. 154 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:35,170 You break up with him, and I'll give you your life back. 155 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:37,040 Mm, cookies. 156 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,080 Yummy. 157 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,000 Mandela. 158 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,170 Hey. 159 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,000 Hey. I was looking for you at lunch today. 160 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,250 I feel like I haven't seen you in ages. 161 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,080 It's kind of hard, trying to make time for friends 162 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,120 when you're in a new relationship. 163 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,830 Patrick Verona and I are not in a new relationship. 164 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,000 We hung out twice. Who knows if I'll ever hear from him again? 165 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,170 Well, I-- 166 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,920 Hey. 167 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,170 I just need two seconds. 168 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:04,830 It's fine. I got to go anyway. 169 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,000 Call you later. 170 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,290 I just got your text. 171 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,170 What's this stupid thing you want to ask me? 172 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:14,250 Okay. You know how my dad is insane. 173 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,960 He made me watch a slide show 174 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,120 of some chick giving birth, so yeah. 175 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,920 Now he wants you to come to dinner. I'll pass. 176 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,790 I told you it was stupid, but he's afraid you're a bad influence on me. 177 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:28,170 Huh. I wonder why. 178 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:30,790 Look, if you don't come over, 179 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,040 he says we can't hang out. 180 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,120 He never has to know. 181 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,120 This is really, like, high school 101. 182 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,790 But my dad doesn't trust me anymore, 183 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,080 and I'm not going to lie to him again. 184 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,250 It's just lasagna. In or out? 185 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,960 I don't do family dinners. 186 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,790 So that's your answer? Yup. 187 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:45,880 Fine. See you around. 188 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,620 Oh, hi, honey. How was your day? 189 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,710 Did you invite the man-boy? He's not coming to dinner. 190 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,500 He didn't want to submit to the Inquisition. 191 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,620 Are you happy now? Of course I'm not happy. 192 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,040 Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort. 193 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,420 Thank you for saying that out loud, Dad. 194 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,330 That really makes me feel so much better. 195 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:25,460 Oh, Kat. 196 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,960 Bianca. 197 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,040 Dawn, can we talk? 198 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,960 We can't. This is killing me, 199 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,040 but if Chastity finds out, she will ice me out too, 200 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,420 and last year, Jenny Young got iced out so bad, she had to move. 201 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:51,960 I don't want to move. Our house has a pool. 202 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,290 But I miss you so much. 203 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:56,120 Yesterday, John Gosselin did something super skeevy, 204 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,960 and I had nobody to share it with. 205 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,120 Oh, my God, this is so not fair. 206 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,960 Can't we figure something out? 207 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,040 I mean, you're on my maid of honor short list. 208 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,380 Oh, my God. You're on my short list. 209 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,960 Maybe you should dump Joey. 210 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,120 You've only been dating a week, 211 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,210 and we're going to be at each other's weddings. 212 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:17,210 But he's so cute, and I like him so much. 213 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:20,290 But I'll be there for you every step of your sadness. 214 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,290 We'll pig out and watch trash TV, 215 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:25,920 and before you know it, you'll be on to the next guy. 216 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,000 I'd hug you, but Chastity might smell you on me. 217 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Well, well, well, Ms. Dependable. 218 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,380 We meet again. 219 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,080 Mr. D. 220 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,920 What a surprise. 221 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,250 I was wondering whether you've selected your attire 222 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,170 for tomorrow's festivities. 223 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:49,920 I would hate for us to clash. 224 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,250 Well, why don't I give you my number, 225 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,080 and you can call me tonight and we will work something out. 226 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,080 Oh, hey, can I borrow a pen and a piece of paper? 227 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,210 Yeah, I just-- I need to write this down before it smudges. 228 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,210 It's a girl's number. 229 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:10,210 I am on fire. 230 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,040 Hey, Five-o, did you hear? 231 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,960 We were just named cutest couple. 232 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,880 I was just putting together a list of poses that best convey cutest. 233 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,960 Joey, you really shouldn't be doing that. 234 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,880 But I'm a model. It's what I do. 235 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,920 No, I mean I told them we can't accept the honor. 236 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,080 But who's cuter than us? No one. 237 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,040 Chastity's convinced all the other cheerleaders 238 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,920 that I'm breaking the girl code. 239 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,330 The thing is, 240 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:43,290 I have to choose between my friends and you. 241 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:47,170 Man, that sucks. 242 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:51,170 Wait, you're not choosing me? 243 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:55,250 Joey, this past week with you has been amazing. 244 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,830 But we're just high school sweethearts. 245 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:01,830 Who knows if we'd even last till prom? 246 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,210 But high school girlfriends last forever. 247 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:08,290 Okay. First of all, you're not choosing me? 248 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:11,830 But I'm Joey Donner, captain of the football team. 249 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,830 Plus, they just voted me best profile 250 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:17,920 and whitest teeth and flattest abs. 251 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,830 And further plus... 252 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,830 I'm a good guy. 253 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,170 I'm sorry. 254 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:28,960 Okay, then. 255 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,120 But just think about this-- 256 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,040 If your friends were really your friends, 257 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,250 would they make you choose? 258 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,830 I can't believe you didn't pick me. 259 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,210 Joey, wait. 260 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,790 Hi, Dad. 261 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:58,790 What's all this? 262 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,120 Just making some dinner. 263 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,040 Bianca's not hungry, so that just means more for us. 264 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,790 Ham? You don't eat ham. 265 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,120 No, but Patrick Verona does. 266 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,960 I asked him what he wanted for dinner, 267 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,040 and he said ham. 268 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,830 He's coming here? 269 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,080 Yes. He confessed that the reason he freaked out yesterday 270 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,170 is because he's starting to feel such strong feelings for me. 271 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,120 He felt really vulnerable. 272 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,920 He said that? Mm. 273 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,920 Vulnerable. 274 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,920 With his deep voice. 275 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,080 Mm-hm. 276 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,080 Honestly, Dad, asking him to dinner 277 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,750 is the best thing that could have happened to us. 278 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,080 It's pushed us into this whole new level of intimacy, 279 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,750 so thank you. 280 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:41,920 Oh, there he is. 281 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,830 Can you get that? I have to check the ham. 282 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,790 Look at me, using a meat thermometer. 283 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,880 Hey, Dr. Stratford. 284 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,880 Hey, babe. Mm, I smell ham. 285 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,790 Okay, enough of that. 286 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,880 I have a fork, and I'm not afraid to use it. 287 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,620 So Patrick, tell me about your family. 288 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,880 My dad's a tattoo artist. 289 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,880 In fact, when he gets out of debt, 290 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,960 he wants to open his own shop. 291 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,040 He's kind of a dreamer. 292 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,960 Oh. I see. 293 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,790 And does your mom work? 294 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,750 Yes, sir. 295 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,710 I guess you could call her a dancer. 296 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,580 Honey, broccoli? No. I don't eat anything green. 297 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,710 Right. 298 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,750 So what are you interested in studying at school? 299 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,670 Well, I've always wanted to be an astronaut. 300 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,920 An astronaut? Really? 301 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,580 I hope you're working hard at science and math. 302 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:56,830 Mm. Well, my back-up plan is to bum around Europe. 303 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,670 How fun would that be? 304 00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,880 Not as much fun as college. 305 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,670 But, Dad, I could defer for a year. 306 00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:02,880 Get a little life experience under my belt. 307 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,040 Nothing goes under your belt. 308 00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,830 We'll talk about this later. 309 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,750 So Dr. Stratford, can I ask you something? Sure. 310 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,960 You're a gyno. What's up with that? 311 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,670 What do you mean? 312 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,880 I mean, isn't it weird? 313 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,580 Like, do you ever run into 314 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,750 one of your patients at the market 315 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,790 and think "Ooh"? 316 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,580 That's it. Okay, it's not weird. 317 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,790 And I can't believe you asked me that at the dinner table. 318 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:29,540 Not only are you nowhere near qualified to be an astronaut, 319 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:33,620 you are nowhere near qualified to see my daughter. Get out. 320 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,830 Get out. 321 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,710 What's so funny? 322 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:43,920 Dad, we made all of that up. You've been punked. 323 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,710 That went well. 324 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:53,880 He deserved that. 325 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,880 Was that true about your parents? 326 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,540 Just one of them. 327 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,920 Hey. 328 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,670 Who did this? 329 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,830 Oh, it wasn't me. 330 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:26,500 But whoever did it should know that I'm a huge fan. 331 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,670 Huge. 332 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,790 Chastity, I get it. I'm dating your ex. 333 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,830 And even though I've apologized multiple times, 334 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,830 I understand why you're mad at me. 335 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:39,790 But what I don't understand is why the rest of you are icing me out. 336 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,790 Oh, my God. We had this conversation. The girl code, remember? 337 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,710 Or do you need another recitation? 338 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:50,540 Brittany, who loaned you a fresh pair of shorts when you needed them the most? 339 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:51,710 You did. 340 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:55,620 And, Caitlin, who stopped you from cutting your own bangs? 341 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,500 You did. 342 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:02,460 And, Dawn, have you forgotten all of our fun adventures? 343 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,620 Our web kiss, our raging party. 344 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,460 Those were fun adventures. 345 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:09,460 Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. We get it. 346 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,670 I thought you guys were my friends. 347 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,880 I broke up with Joey so we could stay friends. 348 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880 Aww! Aww! 349 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,540 And then, a second later, 350 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,790 I got back together with him, 351 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:22,420 because I realized real friends would never make me choose 352 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:26,500 between them and my totally hot, wonderful new boyfriend. 353 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,420 And that concludes this amateur production 354 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,500 of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Thank you. 355 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:54,620 Oh, here they are-- our cutest couple, right on time. 356 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,620 Mandela. 357 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,420 Yeah, hi. Kat, this is-- 358 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,830 Oh, no, no, no. Hell, no. 359 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,710 You did not tell me she was going to take the picture. 360 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,540 I told you, Baby, we're just good friends. 361 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,540 Friends? Uh-uh. She's no friend of mine. 362 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,620 Why did she just spit on me? 363 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,380 That's my new girlfriend, baby. 364 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,540 She's sweet, but crazy jealous. 365 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,710 Is it weird I find it hot? 366 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:20,380 Hello? Mandy, I'm waiting. 367 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,710 I'm sure she'll calm down, some day, but in the mean time, 368 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,380 it's probably best if we don't talk. 369 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,380 This is just plain disrespectful. I'm out of here. 370 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,710 Baby, wait. 371 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,620 Good luck with Patrick. 372 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,620 Ms. D, 373 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,540 we are eagerly awaiting your presence at the photo shoot. 374 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,460 Now, I don't know if you got any of my voice mails 375 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,620 or text messages last night, 376 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,670 but I did indeed go 377 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,500 with the khaki pants and a sports jacket, 378 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,670 so that should go with just about anything. 379 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:53,670 Any-hoo, this is Mr. D, signing off. 380 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,420 Okay, Dependables, you're up. 381 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,500 But Lexie isn't here yet, 382 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,670 and she hasn't returned any of my calls. 383 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:02,330 I'm worried she may not be that dependable after all. 384 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,670 Oh, you mean Lexie Greenburg. 385 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,750 Yeah, Kat got her confused with Lexie Greenblatt. 386 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,420 She's our real Ms. Dependable. 387 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,380 Okay. Not a loss. 388 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,670 It's fine. It's totally fine. 389 00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:17,330 I flirted with a cute girl, and she gave me her number. 390 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,670 I call that a step in the right direction. 391 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,380 Whatever, dude. Let's just take the picture. Come on. Let's go. 392 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,670 Come on, come on. 393 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,330 Hey, thanks, Kat. 394 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,460 I smell ham. 395 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,620 Hey. Just wanted to make sure your dad didn't lock you in the basement. 396 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,290 Luckily, we don't have one, 397 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:37,750 but it's still kind of tense. 398 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,460 You know what? I think it's cool how upset he gets about you. 399 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,670 It shows how much he cares. 400 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,460 Guess what. 401 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,290 Congratulations, you guys were named Cutest Couple. 402 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,620 People love their Katrick. 403 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,290 No. 404 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,460 You made the right decision, Fiver. 405 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,620 I'll be your best friend and your boyfriend. 406 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,460 Thanks, Joey, but it's not the same. 407 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,290 See, when I get a text from you, 408 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,620 who am I going to talk to about how long I should wait till I text you back? 409 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,250 And how am I going to dissect your every move? 410 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,330 It's not as much fun if I do it with you. 411 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,290 Hey, Bianca. We're making a smoothie run. You want to come? 412 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:11,380 What about Chastity? 413 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,250 We told her that you're our friend, 414 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,580 and we're not going to ice you out. 415 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:17,580 Still, we should grab some for Chastity. 416 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,620 Well, I'm just saying. 417 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,670 Are you okay if I-- 418 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,460 Go, have fun. I'll call you later. 419 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:26,380 Hey, guys, wait up. 420 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,670 Oh, my God. I am so going to mention this moment in my toast at your wedding. 421 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,670 Are we going to talk about this? 422 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,290 Dad, you're an adult. Use your words. 423 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,210 What you did to me last night was very mean-spirited. 424 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,210 Hey, you started it. 425 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,330 Really? How so? 426 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,620 You made me invite Patrick over for dinner 427 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,670 because you were hoping it would scare him off. 428 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,460 Don't be preposterous. 429 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,330 And even if I did, can you blame me? 430 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,380 You were disobeying rules, 431 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,380 getting into trouble, disregarding me-- 432 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:10,670 I'm not going to just sit by and watch 433 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,330 while your life spirals out of control. 434 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,210 I'm your father. I know. 435 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,540 But if you keep this up, I'll be forced to go underground and lie, 436 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,620 like every other teenager. 437 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,210 Then you really won't be able to trust me. 438 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:21,250 Is that what you want? 439 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,250 God, no. 440 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,210 Why is this happening? 441 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:30,500 Nothing's happening. I'm just growing up. 442 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,500 Well, stop. 443 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,580 You were always the one I never had to worry about, but now... 444 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,580 I have no idea how to do this. Your mom... 445 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,500 There is no parent's handbook. 446 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,170 I just made that up. 447 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,330 Really? 448 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:55,330 Dad, you're a great father. You've raised me well. 449 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,540 I'm not going to surround myself with shady people. 450 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,170 You said yourself you don't even know this guy. 451 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:04,380 I don't. But if I learn he's bad news, he's gone. I promise you. 452 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:07,580 I'm still not happy. That dinner was scary. 453 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,250 You're telling me. 454 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,460 I made a ham. 455 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:15,290 Want to watch the game?